1. i-killed-your-senpai:

    lady-nosebleed:

    teatattoo:

    SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

    NEED TO THINK ABOUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT BEING DISTURBED? SHOWER.

    NEED TO MASTURBATE AND NOT BE SUSPICIOUS? SHOWER

    (Source: meachey, via sentientfriends)

  2. worldpeaces:

    american horror story: my life

    (Source: worldpeaces, via bullied)

  3. I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

    (Source: dallasharry, via lame-waves)

  4. (Source: coolstoryfuckface, via landm4rk)

  5. cyberqueer:

    enemaroberts:

    um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this

    image

    (Source: spookyenema, via lindsavlohan)

  6. (via lindsavlohan)

  7. Sometimes I really have to question my best friend… And then join in on her craziness.
    #bestie #kfcfun #hawt @kjc1280

  8. phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    diggly:

    sarcastic-and-irritable:

    revengeance:

    novena5:

    revengeance:

    I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

    Waterfall

    Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

    Fireplace

    DAMMIT

    Hairbrush

    Textbook

    Windchime

    Rainfall

    Waterfront

    Sunglasses

    (via lazypacific)

  9. islette:

    if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

    (via disowns)

  10. I’ll just have to accept the fact that you’re gone. No amount of wishing could ever get you back. I just really miss you

  11. h0odrich:

    mom: where are you going its almost midnight

    me: out

    image

    (via fake-mermaid)

  12. queefilicious:

    sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

    (Source: susemoji, via tortillah)

  13. sugar-im-goin-down:

    H̪̦̀AV̦̩͈E̱͝ ͏̲̱̟͇͓̥̪Y̨̻̫͇͕̦̬̼O̳̼̰̰̻͝U̻̺̪͓̞̦͜ͅ ͕͎̺͍F̖̹͉̩̕I̳͔͔̪N̬̰̠Í̪̞͙͈̠S̵̳̖̟̘̟H̱̤͓E͔̟̼̣̱̣̗͞D͎̳̟̪̯̗ ͖͖̰̥̼͎T͕̮̠̩H̶O͓̜̠̮S̜ ҉̦͔̘E̲͙̬̦͝Ṛ̪͓̞̬͉R̛ͅA̖̤̱̘̥̗N̬̞͔D̮͚̝̹̬̮S҉̭̣̝?̢
    ̻̘͜

    (Source: donniethecatch, via silentskyline)



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