• me:   sometimes i talk to myself
    • me:   omg same
  1. septetteforadeadprincess:

    hotarubot:

    how to make ur anime:

    (something) no (something)

    done now u have an official working title for ur anime

    tfw no gf

    (via temple-of-time)

  2. howunpleasant:

    friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

    (Source: grossmidousuji, via zaynsbro)

  3. mishakoalins:

    A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

    (via baracknobama)

  4. nottdead:

    evilfeminist:

    Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

    My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

    I wrote,

    "I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

    Basically the American education system

    (via disowns)

    ana-mana-grassi:

    xxemoghostkittensxx:

    thetroylerphangirl:

    freckled-tree:

    misscokebottleglasses:

    Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

    Jesus christ your cute

    slay those shorts girl

    this girl is a cutie shit

    you’re my idol

    (via sentientfriends)

  5. quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

    • boy:   i hate being poor
    • grandpa:   were going to the fun factory
    • mr chocolate:   hello naughty children its murder time
  6. hunting-timelord:

    goodbyeangels:

    courfeycute:

    but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

    WRITE A BOOK

    I kinda ship the ghost and the person

    (Source: lukenewberry, via sentientfriends)

  7. goosestopit:

    going back to school more likeimage

    (via sentientfriends)

  8. versaceslut:

    @hi looks so good in drag

    (Source: memewhore, via sentientfriends)

  9. kingofscots:

    panic

    image

    at the disco

    (via sentientfriends)

  10. "A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

    some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

    (via sentientfriends)

  11. pulpdrinker:

    i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

    (via sentientfriends)

  12. "I hope you fall in love with someone who always texts back and never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted."

    (via dynasam)

    (Source: slugly, via sentientfriends)



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